вторник, 3 декабря 2013 г.

Live Music Rider

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  1. REQUIREMENTS TO THE APARTMENT AND ORGANISATION

    The following details are required for a convenience and stable, productive work of me. Any changes, notifications and wishes on topic of this list should be addressed to the manager.

    Accommodation

    The hotel must definitely have 5 stars. No TV sets allowed in the room. The room must be between 50 square meters and 60 and well lit. The colors that are advisable: beige, white, vanilla, apricot and mantis. Furniture should be arranged according to Feng Shui. It is necessary to observe the interior styles: art Deco and baroque. I also need an extra room for my cat with wardrobe. Color of the walls: pink.

    Organizational tips

    After playing a concert no one should disturb me in 2 hours. Every phone ring will cost my manager 3000$. Every single day I must wake up at 6:00 am and by this time a stack of articles and magazines with bookmarks about me must be ready. If I oversleep it will cost my manager 2000$. The driver must wear a suit made out of cotton. The use of perfume is unacceptable.
    After releasing my new album I should be informed about every review on it.
    Every time I appear on TV must be recorded and presented to me by the end of every month with report by my manager.
    Before going abroad on a tour I must be informed on topic of it`s culture and mentality of the people.
    Every week my manager must present me a report whether I have my CDs/hit single in the charts or not.

    Dishes

    I am allergic on the sea food (not on mussels). Requested cuisines: French, Colombian, Spanish. However, no flour and sweet dishes are allowed (except for fruits). Favourite dishes: mussels in cream sauce, beef carpaccio, arugula, talyalini.

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  2. Live Music Rider

    Transportation and accommodation:

    For the artist's transportation organisators should provide a class car: a late model Maybach or Bugatti with tinted windows. A driver is obvious to be professional and well-dressed man of few words. No sunday drivers are acceptable. A vehicle should be in good technical condition and have ideally clean passenger compartment. Smoking inside is forbidden. And the most important is that the auto should be provided for the whole period of artist’s staying in a city till the emplanement.
    The most suitable variant of accommodation is a five or above star hotel. Requirements to the apartments: hot and cold running water, extensive lighting, humidifiers. A mini-bar is expected to consist of: Pinot Grigio, Heineken, bottles of Jack Daniel’s, Patron Silver tequila, a bottle of Hennesey or Courvoisier, Grey Goose, soft drinks, skimmed milk, fruitless baskets / vegetable trays.

    Makeup / dressing room:

    Foods and beverages during the performance: two melons, seven types of cheese, two bear shaped pots of honey, jelly, a dozen assorted cookies, two gallons of milk, four gallons of juice and two loaves of bread (one white, one wheat), a bottle of red Italian wine Barolo and J&B Scotch Whisky, five organic protein drinks, two kg of Ice are on a par with a usual for the concert list of dishes and beverages.
    Suite of furniture, equipment and other needs: five phone lines, five full-size towels, private, clean bathrooms with dimmable lights, ashtrays and rubbish bins, a large vanity with mirror are obvious besides standards. Also two sets of ladies' underwear are on the list as well as the last star’s realized album and film in original pack. And the hit singles should be played all the time.

    The general requirements:

    Two professional runners to act as personal shoppers and drivers are as obvious as police escort and all security personnel being white and male. Another important point is the number of complimentary tickets that should average ten.

    Concert platform / stage

    Four confetti blast machines, no self-powered speakers, only a Pioneer DJM-900 Nexus mixer, and other electronic goodies for his setup should be provided as well as amps, cabs and drums.

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  3. RIDER

    I ask you to read carefully the terms of the rider. Thank you in advance for compliance with the terms of the rider.

    At the airport you have to pick me up by a black Mercedes with tinted windows. Throughout my stay here you have to provide four guards.

    There should be a five star hotel. My room must be in black and red colors with a big bed. Obligatory presence of:
     Cold and hot water;
     Air conditioning;
     Soft carpet
     Large wardrobe
     Full-length mirror.
    Room temperature must be 22 degrees (no more no less!). Meal requirements:
     Fruits (sweet apples and bananas);
     Swiss chocolate;
     Still water;
     Cuba Libre Cocktail (half a liter).

    My dressing room should me near the stage. It must have:
     A big mirror;
     A wardrobe;
     A table for food;
     Wineglasses
     Cups.

    As for the stage, it should be not less than 6×9×1 meters. It should have tuned piano (black color). You have to turn off the light in the concert hall. The light of the stage should change for the rhythms of my music. There should be half litter bottles of water (10 pcs).

    50% prepayment before arrival and the rest payment after departure. In case of unfulfillment all my rider’s terms, I have a right to abandon this concert’s performance. Otherwise you have to pay compensation in the amount of 50000$.

    I hope for a full implementation of my rider. And wish for a successful performance of my new record.

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  4. RIDER

    During my touring the Europe there are things that must be done.

     After arriving to the city I need a personal car Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4.

     I need 4 guards next by me during all the time being out my hotel room.

     I need hotel room in 5 stars hotel, room in African design; there must be one extra room for dogs with food for them: only “ACANA ADULT DOG” with the lamb and ocean fish; there also must be bathroom with Jacuzzi.

     In my hotel room must be fresh fruits and flowers; flowers have to be changed every day.

     Three food courses per day: for breakfast – light salad and toasts with jam, coffee to drink; for lunch I need baked chicken with garlic, salt and peppers, fresh orange juice and little cookies; and for dinner – cake and green tea.

     I need dressing room to change before I go onstage and before people see me playing live, and before appearance before the public.

     The dressing room must be covered in pink color; all the furniture made of plastic.

     In dressing room have to be champagne Cristal, mango, pineapple, melon, papaya, watermelon and seedless green grapes.

    Оther things can be discussed on the spot, if necessary.

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  5. List of requirements. Rider.
    If you want to see our band in your concert you must fulfil these points. Changing of any request is inadmissible.
    1. Transport.
    -The organisers must provide plane. Perhaps it can be economic class.
    -The band prefers to move around city by black mat car.
    2. Dressing rooms.
    -Middle comfortable dressing rooms for every member of band. Rooms must be clean and offer lighting, heating, air conditioning and shower.
    -Coffee, water, green tea must be in dressing room,. And every drinks must be for every person of band.
    -The band requires chocolate, so it must found on the table without fail.
    -The group is vegetarian. So variety of vegetables and fruits must be on the table.
    -The band don`t like importunate fans and paparazzi, so the band need security.

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  6. RIDER
    I am with my team of makeup artists,stylists and assistants are often go on tours around the world where I play concerts. We stay in different hotels, which have everything for a comfortable stay . My favourite room is in the hotel "Grand" in New York. It is on the 18 floor and consists of 3 rooms. Part of the walls of the room is clear, there very bright and sunny. The room has a minipool and gyms. The kitchen has all modern appliances for cooking any fantastic meals . In the lounge there is a large TV, stereo system , sofas and chairs with waterbed . I like the service and staying in this hotel, but I love coming back to home , where I really rest because everything is arranged and done for my taste. My house is on the shore of a mountain lake , surrounded by a small forest outside civilization. It is is made of white marble , it has 4 floors. In front of the doors is a beautiful garden. The house has :
    * spacious bedrooms
    * balcony with a great view on the lake
    *bathroom with large window and soft carpet
    * fireplace
    * kitchen with all modern technique and enormous fridge;
    I have a rich and interesting life , I meet a lot of famous people, apeear on TV shows and on the radio programs. In the nearest future I want to release a new album, with hit single and all people will admire it. In the summer of 2014 will be a concert in Paris and I will be glad to see all my fans.

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  7. Hi for everyone!
    I'm famous rock-star and I'll come to your city in few weeks with my tour program. So, if you understand, I have some conditionst that you must to do before my ariving to your city.
    So, first of all, I need a huge gym with some tons of steel with personal trainer.
    As you know, I'm very sensible person. So I need in personal psychologist, who will listen to my problems.
    Also, I need in a lot of organic chews and food, that wonnt dangerous for my healthy.
    My lifestyle's very energetic, so I'd like to go to Carpatians with small alpinistic group.
    I'm very crazy person, so I'd like to go to Pripyat too and saw a high-level radiation in my eyes.
    I'm organised person and that's why I need in qualification personal timemanager, who will control my time very good.

    That's enough for today and see you soon, friends :)

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  8. General requirements


    This rider is a part of the Full Contract.
    The contact will be signed just in way then all of these requirements will be implement. Each point must be done without any changes or modify.
    In case these requirements won’t be execute the contract will be annulated with full money compensation.
    Transportation:
    1. To take to the city group need its own plane designed inside completely in black-velvet. During the take of and during the landing there should play “four strings in C minor”.
    2. The group needs blue Ferrari without driver to move around the city.
    Inhabitation:
    1. There must be little country-house with a cleaner.
    2. The food must be without GMO.
    Comfort:
    1. There must be big clean dressing rooms.
    2. There must be sweets ( but not chocolate) in each dressing room.
    3. There mustn’t be binge in dressing rooms.
    Concert:
    1. The number of people must be more then 30 thousand.
    2. There must be cops around the scene.
    3. The free binge-bar must be available after a concert.

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  9. Dear organizers , this rider - a list of conditions and wishes for the concert band. Below is the basic information about the group and a list of conditions for the organization of the concert band.

    The group : 7 people - 5 musicians , soundman and band director .

    Hotel: Not less than 3 stars .

    Three doubles, one single room. Necessary to have in the room hot and cold water , bathroom, and telephone.
    Food : The Organizer provides group full three meals (breakfast , lunch, dinner ) must be provided for 1-2 people to help carry tools.

    Make-up , make-up rooms with two bathrooms, toilet and shower. Private ( non-smoking!) dressing room , locked with a key . They are : an electric kettle , tea, coffee (insoluble ) , sugar, mineral water without gas in small plastic bottles, disposable cups , juices , sandwiches and always hot chocolate, and chocolate ice cream .

    Organizers takes responsibility in case of loss of equipment or personal real musicians from the dressing rooms .

    During a concert on a gig the band will play only tracks from the new albums . On tour, there should be no deviations from the schedule. During performances on stage , all equipment must be corrected state .
    At default of at least one of the items RIDER GROUP RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE FROM SPEECHES WITH RETENTION FEE

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  10. RIDER

    Good afternoon!

    Today my group will give a concert in your city. We want everything to be in the best shape. We have compiled a rider and ask follow each item.

    1.Transport:
    You have to pay business class flight. When we arrive a white limousine with a driver and five guards must to meet us. Limousine must be covered table. Limousine should take us to the hotel, we could rest after the flight.

    2. Hotel:
    We must live in a five star hotel. Every day should do the cleaning in the room and serving breakfast in it.

    3.Meal:
    fruits (bananas, grapefruit, strawberries, raspberries)
    juices (orange, multifruit, grape)
    Chinese and French dishes

    4. Dressing room:
    It must be near the stage. There should be a large mirror and a huge closet.

    5. Concert:
    Scene must be very large. Concert will be open-air. Ticket price $ 30. All the money we give to charity for children who suffer from cancer. Also ask to put 15 bottles of water behind the scenes. If all these conditions are met, we will gladly give a concert in your city.

    That's all, I hope to see you soon. Bye!

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  11. Hello everybody!
    I’m the world famous Rock-star! You know me well, because I’m so talented person, I have millions of fans, and I play three or five concerts a week! I love my profession, because I know that my music is breathtaking and full of energy, it helps people to remember happy times, and forget the problem of everyday life.
    At the request of many fans, I'm ready to share with you my riders. Honesty, when I sign a contract with the concert promoters, I give them some requests for things I really want. And believe me, my requests are often more unusual than you might expect!
    I want a long white limousine with private driver. Sure, the hotel should be five stars, with all the comforts. But it’s nothing, compared to my dressing room requirements.
    I always ask a promoter for a dressing room in a modern design. I mean spacious room, the colors of walls should be warm and quite light (It would be great, If there would be some pictures or photos of animals, for example wolfs, dogs or cats). I find it very cozy. Of course, that room should be with big windows, or a nice balcony with a beautiful view. I want colorful soft carpets lying on the floor and a lot of flowers in pots. I want this room to smell good. It can be flavor of roses, cinnamon or ocean fresh for example. Certainly in a dressing room there should be console mirror, soft armchairs and a large sofa! I like to rest before the concert, to relieve stress. And the last request is a lot of chocolate pies and candies! I can’t imagine my life without sweets!
    I hope you satisfied with my answer. By the way, I will release my new album «Hell or heaven» soon. And If you want to hear these songs first, you should visit my concert in Ukraine! I'm sure you'll like it!
    Goodbye!

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  12. Hi, let me introduce myself . I am Eminem one of the famous rap artist in the world. Also I'd like to introduce my team. There are my first art director- Dan ,my visagist - Sally and my producer Shak.
    As you know I have been going on stage since 1990th. I have released for 9 music album for the 15 years.
    As I heard my art is gaining popularity in the east ,and I have got some proposition to sing at Shanghai and Beijing. My producer has compiled the list of the necessary condition for the concert .Now I'd like to tell you about it.
    First, it's of course food. Emimen prefers a lot of fried chicken , chicken nuggets and soup of chicken. Also he needs some dietary foods which consist a few calories.
    Second , it's drinking. He likes a lot of coca-cola , pepsi ,and some energy drink for the mood.
    Third, it's sports equipment, namely, basketball hoop and ball. This in order to relieve stress and the strain.
    Final point it's computer and computer games. Despite his age, he loves computer games and spend them most of their free time.
    I hope you will consider our wishes, and soon we will play in your city.

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  13. There is two types of riders: technical rider and appliance rider. Technical rider is a document which contains the technical requirements for quality performance of the artist. In the same time appliance rider is a document containing a list of requirements for artist’s life during his work. To cut a long story short as for my technical rider I have only 3 points. They are next:
    • My own Dj will come with me and his payment will be included in mine
    • The scene should not be less than 25x10 meters
    • Should be a good illuminator(I must have a natural complexion)
    As you know it is not the end. There is my appliance rider:
    1. Transportation:
    I need green Zhiguli if you will not find it, I will grudgingly agree to go by Audi R8. Also we need two buses “Mercedes” for transportation sound system and our staff.
    2. Accommodation:
    It is very important that you provide me 5 stars hotel which will include my own yellow room with water bed, plasma TV in my entire growth and small tidy bears in the bed.
    3. Food:
    I’ll need my own chef who will cook meal on my mood.
    4. Living conditions on the concert platform:
    I need dressing room near the stage. It must be covered in white color with white furniture and red fresh flowers.
    Besides, there should be hot pizza and fruit juice.
    If you have any questions pleas contact with my assistant.:)

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  14. If I was a rock star, it is likely that I would put forward inadequate requirements. I think my rider would look like.
    My rider.
    1. Behind the scenes should be 100 kg of ice and 120 clean towels.
    2. Personal masseur. (Must be a female)
    3. In the dressing room should be a chocolate fountain.
    4. To get around the city - Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500
    5. Personal chef.
    6. Dressing room the size of 6.3 * 7.6. Warm wood color.
    For the rest, I rely on the integrity of the organizers.

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